I think I effed up the test, but whateva now I could finally get some rest...well I'll have to show up at a dinner 2nite first before I can finally sleep the hell away...Gosh I'm just some freakin' tired rite now...

     终于找到人陪我看完SAW III...那些腐烂的猪被打碎成为的汁液并没有想象中那么恶心，然后出来照样跑到Mc's买热香饼+猪柳，回实验室大嚼，同时回想当时他们比喻为淹死在粪坑里的那个情景。

Yes, I was back McDonald's to spend all nite long going over notes on writing...Big deal. This time, however, lucky for me that no little piece of papaer was sticked on the door informing me that my stay-up-all-nite plan would be screwed coz Mc's gon be out of service temporily.

 

So I got myself a burger and a king-sized cup of cola (can't live without you) and went upstairs when I saw Auntie Crazy was already sound asleep on one of the couches. I found myself a relatively comfortable seat and stared to dive into the sea of argument. But, gosh...I'll just have to call Mc's aylum coz this guy, whom I called multi-languaged freak (MLF), showed up. First he walked to a group, presumedly several Chinese students and a US mid-aged man talking nonstoply about sex, and then spoke in a rather "slow" voice to one of the Chinese girls about learning English, with one digit pointing at the poor foreigners, who apparently had no clue at all. People around were like "what the hell is wrong with this dude". Then after embarrassing the group, MLF turned and faced my dicrection. Immediately did I realized that he's gon walk to me!!! And he did!!! Asking me what I was doing, MLF picked up my GRE writing notes using his hands with dirty nails. I was thinking to myself if I had to prepare a sudden blow to his head so that I could escape gimmie's scythe. And it turned out that I'm paranoia, MLF just simply commented on me as being "NIU B" and walked away... O lord...

 

After several hours' reading, I took a serious look at a man walking out from the women's room just to find out SHE's actually a "Chris Li" style girl, and probaby had a girlfriend with her; Later I saw 3 guys walked in queue into the same spot and the 4th yelled at them "guys, you're in the ladies' room". 

 

Then the climax of the whole nite came when a big scenatio including a queeney (I learnt this word 2 days ago on TWoP, which attributes to my being so much more mean than before) black guy with his asian male friend, 3 Chinese young and some what good looking ladies, an Australian guy and his german friend, MLF (again) with the junior shool girl he's tutoring (mad world, isn't it?) took place. I couldn't describe it to every details here, but it involved the following things: They serve kaola meat burgers in Aussie; MLF could name a lot of plants and knew some German and actually knew how to motivate others (impressive, huh); Black guy claimed that he's too retartded to understand a word from MLF; Horny and drunk foreigners digged Chinese chicks...Poof, no long nite stay-up can be boring with all of those stuff happening around.

 

The experience is so hilarious that I decided to go to the Mc's again, 2nite. Guess I'm one of the patient in the asylum now.

The F**KING writing section is imminent and I have near to none preparation...

 

Bless me, guys...I do need your spiritual support now...

现在开始决定开头不空两格以适应机考，或者说我懒

 

我现在开始真的是live up to my name——nitedemon，每天晚上都是我锁试验室的门，然后把楼道里路过的一盏一盏灯都关掉(And yes, I'm the one who brings about the darkness:lol)，潇洒地在门卫的登记本上挥毫下自己都看不清楚的信息，出门骑车（如果车还没被某个该死的小贼偷掉的话）南行，像个游魂一样融入五道口的夜色，因为我饿了...

 

该死的麦当劳，24小时经营的招牌灯点得老亮，然后在你兴高采烈地想着终于找到可以通宵而且可以填肚子的地方的时候，门口那张不起眼的破纸条写着“本店因为维修问题，提前在2店停止营业”。但是有什么办法呢，肚子在大喊：“将就着吧，吃完再找地方！”于是，拿着作文训练，走进了这个我用红宝书把正在查汉英还是英汉词典（也是红色的）的老外吓跑了的地方，随便点了些什么，然后把最关键的打杯不加冰可能拿上，跑到二楼或者留在一楼找个舒服的座位摊下。我知道一边吃东西一边看书不好，于是我一边吃东西一边看书还一边往四周围看看。我看到那个疯阿姨还在这儿出现，如果不睡觉的话还是会在骂那些学术腐败的人如何如何的恶毒；然后看见一大群去完酒吧的老外过来，用蹩脚的中文加手指比划与完全不懂英文的店员沟通；然后还有情侣在，还有像我一样在看书的人在。于是死往自己脑袋塞arguement的分析，于是就到了关店门的时候，飘着出门，看见旁边永和大王的员工像刚刚被灭门一样，一个个都趴在桌子上一动不动，这些24小时经营店...

 

终于有一晚，可爱的麦当劳在我去之前关门了，在不想去灭门现场的情况下，骑车向东走，路过同样凄凉的肯德基，去嘉和一品粥找吃的。发现里面有一大群韩国人在里面就像广东人在北京街头说话时一样完全无视旁人地用鸟语大声喧哗，还发现热菜不知道在几点钟已经停止了供应。好不容易啃着拌菜等到那群棒子回府，原以为可以一个人清静一下，结果在毫无延时的情况下，一大群party animals马上取代了棒子的座位，恶心的棒子语也被没头没脑的hiphop音乐取代，于是看看时间，不早了，冷冷地看了这群人一眼之后我拿着书很geek地离开。

 

回到宿舍还是要学习，不过不能影响人，被窝加手机完成了我对最后几十个arguement题目的“赏析”，还是值得庆贺的，只不过早上就晕乎乎地睡到了11点，浪费时间啊。今晚继续收集24小时店的经营情况，看看麦当劳到底有多少天能正常经营。

    真的很累...

    还很饿...

     例行地上来扫扫尘

     昨晚在实验室背红宝书到3点，出来发现我终于实现了在北京被偷自行车的梦想，sigh，剑锋里给我的车啊...

     阿甘来北京盼了一个月的，甚至去了辽宁也没有看到的，雪，居然在他走了不到一个星期下起来，还不是一般的大...于是没有车的我，没穿够衣服的我，羽绒服链子坏的我，坐着11路车开始了接近半个小时的回宿舍征途。而此时居然第一件浮现在我脑海的东西是GRE单词"febrile"... Am I compulsive or am I very compulsive? 然后一方面我觉得自己孤零零的很悲情，一方面又觉得其实这个场景很奇幻很赞...一脚雪一脚水地回到宿舍，累得倒下就不省人事了。

     Anyway，今天被人提醒了一下，果然是本命年邪乎，回去赶快把红内裤换上，然后再去买些什么红绳，红衣服，红宝书来避邪才行...

     最后，在这里补祝各位农历猪年快乐——本命年的同学尤其要和本命年死磕——个个工作顺利，学业有成，桃花缠身！！！